Grand Master(bator) - Smirnoff Clothes-Off, Spartan Ass
Religious Advisor - Spartan Ass
Hash Cash - Babysitter Bang Bang, IRS
Song Meister - Vanilla Creamsicle
Haberdasher - Smirnoff Clothesoff
Hare Raiser - Spanx for the Mammaries
Hash Flash - Rape Cubby, Statutory Delivery
Hash Scribe - Holy Anal Bleach
Web Bastard - Spartan Ass
Beer Bitch - Spanx for the Mammaries
Beer Meister - Fashion Unconscious
Hash Positions of Importance
Grand Master(bator)/Mattress - makes sure everyone else gets their jobs done (see below) and picks up the slack if someone doesn't.
Religious Advisor - runs the circle, does the blessing of hares, dispenses with down-downs to the pack as needed for perceived hash crimes or rewards down-downs for those that are worthy.
Hash Cash - collects & keeps hash cash, takes attendance, & updates attendance sheet. Reimburses beer meister and hares as needed. this position requires attendance at hashes.
Beer Meister - makes sure there is cold, cheap beer at every hash for circle. [helps if you have class VI access]
Song Meister - always ready with a song for circle or song check. Comes to hashes.
Haberdasher - designs and orders patches, t-shirts, longevity awards, hash name necklaces, happi coats, and other hash stuff as needed. Brings them to hashes.
Hare Raiser - gets people to sign-up to lay trail. (It helps to get them tipsy at DP first.) Pairs up virgin hares with experienced hares. [MOST IMPORTANT JOB]
Hash Flash - collects good or incriminating pictures on or off trail.
Hash Scribe - Writes up a narrative based on facts as they remember them, for those that could not make it to trail or don't remember being on trail.
Beer Bitch/Angel - keeps the beer flowing at the On-In / circle-up. [I think this should be a revolving duty that is awarded by RA to the FRB/DFL or longest lost hasher]
Web Mistress/Bastard - Sends out (or delegates) announcements about upcumming hashes on Facebook (& yahoo/hashspace/website/meetup/twitter/linkedin if desired) the keeper of the passwords.
Drinking Practice D'erector- sets up a DP during weeks when the previous hare doesn't. revolving locations.